What A Difference

Ok so I am a little jaded. Now that I am back in the dating game I have noticed a few things;

1. You must be very careful. It literally is a jungle out there.
2. Predator has many different meanings. There is the money predator, the green card predator, the child molester predator, the happy thought predator (the ones who just want to make men miserable), the revolving door predator ("I love everyone and your next"), etc.
3. Just because a bartender winks, holds you hand, kisses and hugs you does NOT mean she wants a date...just a bigger tip.
4. If the above is true and you are a guy and so are they...you might be in the wrong bar depending on what your lifestyle is.
5. Trust but verify. Before you take that girl home.....make sure she is a girl. Especially if you are in San Fran or Miami or NYC or Key West or a few other places I could name.
6. Commitment these days to most women typically means you have been arrested and been sentenced.
7. STD's are not the only gift that keep on giving. So are alimony and child support. Only the better you do the worse you feel.
8. Why if I make less than her she owes me nothing. But when it is the other way around she gets more? She works part time but makes as much per hour as I do. But because she works 1 day less (4 days per week) I have to pay her. I don't get it.
9. She may say she wants what is best for the kids but suddenly she is a kid again as well.
10. All women go by the motto "what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine" leaving nothing for you.
11. Never say things couldn't get worse in front of her because she will lay awake at night thinking how to make it worse because you seem to have it easy now.
12. Sure they can make it on their own. They will just use your money to do it and steal it from you legally.
13. they don't want you anymore, but move someone in and they will make sure the new girl doesn't want you either.
14. it is easier to move them in than out. remember that once they move in they have squatters or tenants rights.
15. Love is blind. which is why they rob you blind as well.
16. women let you make the first move so they can lay the blame at your feet later, much like everything else to follow.
17. It is NEVER their fault.